So when can I throw away the rest of the kids’ Halloween candy?
We went to a great neighborhood where everyone wanted to be the house where they gave the Good Candy.
You know what I mean… don’t pretend you don’t! None of this Dum Dum sucker crap, no healthy stickers… no, I’m talking about FULL SIZE BUTTERFINGER BARS. Yes, it’s hard core.
My kids pulled in such a bounty they don’t even care that I’m picking out the mini Milky Ways and the peanut butter cups. Now, when I was a kid, you would have lost some fingers trying that.
Sam has been gobbling up his green beans all week so he can have his candy; I don’t even have to nag. Maybe all of this candy is good somehow?
NO! Time to trash it. Right? Before I go bankrupt paying my husband for all of this free candy.