Unsafe at Any Size

Secret Pumpkin Stash

Pumpkin shortage?  Hah!  Not at my house!

I don’t know if the news is true.  I don’t want to know.  Sure. there may be enough pumpkin to get us through Thanksgiving, but what about Groundhog’s day?  Or Fourth of July?

This pumpkin fan is taking no chances.  Yes, I’m a pumpkin hoarder.  And at Thanksgiving sale prices, how could I resist stocking up?

I’m thinking I should buy more now, and then sell it at twice the price on the black pumpkin market that is inevitable  (And no, that doesn’t mean people will be selling black pumpkin.  Though I wonder what black pumpkin would taste like…).  My pumpkin is now in a secret location (we’ll call it the “marage”) so don’t think you can just break in and take it.

PLUS, now we finally have some earthquake supplies.  It would probably take The Big One to make the rest of my family eat pumpkin.

Which means, YOU GUESSED IT!  More for me!

Mwaa ha ha! World pumpkin domination!  All your pies are belong to us!